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[instrumental music]

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How's the tree comin', son?

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I'm about to put the lights on.

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Whoa!
Slow down, cowboy.

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[laughing]
The tree's already tamed.

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Hey‐hey‐hey!

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‐ Damn, T, another tree?
‐ Yep.

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What you got
against squirrels, baby?

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Well, this is
the upstairs tree

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so we can smell Christmas
all day and all night.

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How about I dab some
Pine‐Sol on your neck?

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[both laughing]

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Since we have two trees

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will there be twice
as many presents?

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Of course, what a Christmas tree
is without presents under them?

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A forest.

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Yo! What's up, everybody?

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‐ Ah!
‐ Hey there.

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If it isn't
Santa's illegitimate Elf.

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‐ What brings you here, man?
‐ Yo.

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Who have I been tryin'
to get on the phone

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for the last few months?

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Ah, the chick
at the gas station?

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No. P. Diddy.

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Agreed to a Mr. L. A. exclusive
before his international tour.

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‐ My man came through! Ah!
‐ Yeah.

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♪ Bad boys ♪

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♪ Come out and talk ♪

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♪ Baby baby ♪♪♪

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[laughing]
So, when're we
doin' it?

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Tomorrow in New York!

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But, daddy, I thought we were
gonna make gingerbread houses.

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We are, son.
Dirk, look around, man.

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I'm trying to spend
Christmas with my family.

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No, I got it
all figured out.

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We catch a red‐eye tonight.

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We do the interview
late tomorrow mornin'.

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We'll be back in town
for me to make

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the Christmas Eve buffet
at Long Thong Silver's.

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‐ I'm not goin' to New York.
‐ What're you talkin' about?

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Honey, you've been trying to get
this P. Diddy interview forever.

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Baby, it's Christmas.

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I wanna spend Christmas
with you and Bobby, okay?

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Tsk. Oh, why do you gotta be
so whipped?

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You don't see me whinin'
about leaving Jonelle.

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Jonelle is visiting her family

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in Sugar Ditch, Mississippi.

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Exactly.
And you don't see me whinin'.

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Hey, Bobby.

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Would you mind
if I took a trip?

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Will you bring me back
a present?

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Of course,
'cause that's how I does.

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Okay, you buy and I'll try it

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because that's how I does.

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Baby, baby!

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[laughing]

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♪ Often I wish that we ♪

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♪ Could take the time to see ♪

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♪ The need there is to be
a family yeah ♪

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♪ 'Cause it's all of us ♪

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♪ Sometimes it can be rough ♪

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♪ Time and seasons change ♪

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♪ But we will still remain ♪

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♪ It's just All Of Us ♪

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♪ It's just All Of Us ♪

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♪ It's just All Of Us ♪

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♪ It's just All Of Us ♪♪♪

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[instrumental music]

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Oh, Jesus!

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Baby, you're knockin' over
the Wise Men.

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Well, if they were so wise

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the dude with the skirt
would have said

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"Jesus, watch your back!"

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Daddy, are you sure
you're just warm enough?

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‐ Yeah, why?
‐ Because it's snowing.

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[grunting]

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Oh, you gonna play
like that, huh?

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You wanna play like that?

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[knocking on door]

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‐ Hey.
‐ Hey, everybody!

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Ho, ho! Hell no!

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Looks like a North Pole
swap meet.

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We're just gettin'
into the Christmas spirit.

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Oh, hey, oh, girl.

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'Tis the season, I'mma give you
a Christmas pass on that one.

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Hey, mom, come forward
a little bit.

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Now, you're under
the mistletoe.

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Looks like I better get me
a kiss then.

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‐ Hm.. Muah!
‐ Muah!

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[chuckles]

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What's this?

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Mary and Joseph's
overnight bag?

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Oh, no. I'm running to New York
right quick for an interview.

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Aw! Wonderful news!

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‐ I'm so happy for you.
‐ Thanks.

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Bobby, why don't you go upstairs
and get your bag?

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I can't believe you're goin'
to work over the holidays.

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This is just like you, Robert.

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Well, don't get mad at Robert,
because he didn't

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wanna go,
I had to talk him into it.

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‐ That's right.
‐ You did what?

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He has an interview
with P. Diddy.

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It's gonna be great
for his career.

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Baby, baby!

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Damn his career.

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During the Christmas holidays,
he's a professional daddy.

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And, right now, you need
to be thinkin' about

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your son instead of
some interview.

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Look, Neesee,
I've never missed a holiday

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with my son, and I'm not
gonna miss one now.

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And just so you know

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I talked to Bobby
before I agreed

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and he's cool with it.

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He's six, Robert.

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He's cool with brushing
his teeth with pudding.

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Well, actually, he's very‐‐

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Actually, he's talkin'
to me, Tia.

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Uh‐hah.

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I know, and now
I'm talkin' to you. Aah!

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‐ You know what‐‐
‐ Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

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Hey, hey, hey,
let's not fight

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in front of all of
Bethlehem, alright?

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Look, I'm only gonna be
gone for one day

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so stop trippin', Neesee.

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Hey, I'm ready to go, mom!

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Hey, me and Tia are making

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gingerbread houses tomorrow.

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Can mommy help too, Tia?

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Of course, she can.
Right, Tia?

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Yeah, sure,
if she wants to.

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You want to, mommy?

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[sighing]
Sure.

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It sounds like fun.

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Cool.
Well, I got a flight to catch.

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So, uh.. Ahem.

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I'll see you guys
tomorrow, alright?

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Oh! Hey, look

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I'm under the mistletoe.

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Got it.

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[instrumental music]

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Yo, I'm gonna find out
what's going on.

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Excuse me, sir,
we just left Los Angeles

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and there was no problems
in New York

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what happened since then?

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All the runways are
frozen, sir.

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How did that happen?

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Well, sir, first,
it rained real hard

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and then it got
real cold.

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I understand
the science of it.

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Yo, if New York is frozen over,
we're gonna miss the interview

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so I think we should take
the next flight back home.

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Oh, man!

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I know it's hard, Dirk.

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You gave up Christmas
with Jonelle for this.

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Please! I just wanted to party
in the city with Diddy.

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See, I got my rhymes ready
and everything.

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Uh, sir..

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Uh, we just wanna
go back to LA.

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When is the next flight
leaving here?

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Don't worry, Mr. James.

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You're absolutely
on the next flight out.

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Oh, thank God.
When is it?

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Tomorrow afternoon.

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What?
I'm gonna miss Christmas?

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No, it will still
be Christmas.

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You just won't be home.

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[instrumental music]

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That's a cool house, mom.

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Oh, wait till you see
my Twinkie limo

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sittin' on Oreo dubs.

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I like yours a lot too, Tia.

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Well, wait until I finish
my licorice window treatments

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and my chocolate
fondue Jacuzzi.

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Where's my chocolate?

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I don't know.

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All sorts of stuff come up
missing on construction sites.

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Well, uh‐oh!

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Somebody just stole
your Graham cracker porch.

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Oh, it's like that.
Okay, okay.

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Well, I'mma take
your skylight, hmm?

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This isn't edible, is it?

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Actually, no. It's a button
covered in frosting.

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[laughing]

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Girl.

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You know what?

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I'm actually having
a good time.

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Thank you for
inviting me, baby.

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Yeah, this actually
turned out to be a lot of fun.

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Yeah, can we push these
three houses together

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and make a gingerbread mansion?

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‐ Why not?
‐ Okay.

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‐ 'Here we go.'
‐ Hm.

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Whoo!

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Yeah, girl.

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[instrumental music]

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Is that him?
Is that Santa?

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No, that's just a plane.

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Oh, wait!
I think I see..

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Never mind.

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That's just a fly
on the window.

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[telephone ringing]

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Hello.

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‐ Oh, hey, Robert.
‐ Daddy!

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What?

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Yeah, hold on.

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He wants to talk to you.

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‐ What's going on?
‐ 'Hi, daddy.'

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Robert's plane
got held up in Denver.

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What?

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[sobbing]
Daddy said he's not gonna be

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home for Christmas.

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It's okay, baby.
It's okay.

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Let's go home.
It's gettin' late, okay?

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Go grab your jacket.

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This is the worst
Christmas ever.

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Well, thank you
for ruining

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my son's Christmas, Tia.

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What did I do?

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If you never would've opened
your mouth

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Robert would never
have left.

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Well, well,
we haven't even plugged in

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the "Little Drummer Boy" yet.

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Bye, Tia.

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[sobbing]
Merry Christmas!

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Merry Christmas.

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[sighing]

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[electricity crackles]

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Oh!

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♪ O come all ye faithful ♪

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♪ Joyful and tri.. ♪

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Oh, thank God!
Carolers!

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(female
'This house is dark.'

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'These people must be
on vacation.'

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'Let's not even knock
on the door.'

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Uh, no! Ow!

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No, I'm home!
I'm home! Help me!

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‐ Help me!
‐ She's crazy. Run!

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Wait!

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Help me find my fuse box!

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Please.

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[cell phone ringing]

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00:10:17,017 --> 00:10:18,785
Hey, baby.

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00:10:18,819 --> 00:10:20,787
Are you calling me to yell at me
for being stuck here?

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00:10:20,821 --> 00:10:23,289
No, I was just calling to see
how you're doing.

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You know,
just checking on my man.

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Hey, man.

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[chuckles]

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Well, I'm just checkin'
on my woman.

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What you doin', woman?

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Oh, baby, we are over here
having the time of our lives.

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Yeah.

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[ringing bell]
Uh, Bobby!

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Boy you better stop playing
over there with that bell.

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Neesee, you cooking
again, girl?

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00:10:46,046 --> 00:10:47,313
We've got so much food already.

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It smells delicious, though.

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Baby, I already
talked to Neesee.

258
00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:51,417
I know you're all by yourself.

259
00:10:53,353 --> 00:10:54,788
Oh.

260
00:10:56,990 --> 00:10:59,292
Well, did you also know
I'm alone in the dark?

261
00:10:59,325 --> 00:11:01,862
I plugged the "Little Drummer
Boy" into the wise man's socket

262
00:11:01,895 --> 00:11:03,697
and overloaded the system.

263
00:11:03,730 --> 00:11:04,965
And then Baby Jesus
just lit up

264
00:11:04,998 --> 00:11:06,767
like a Christmas tree
and sparks

265
00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:09,169
shot out of Mary's eyes,
and the whole thing‐‐

266
00:11:09,202 --> 00:11:11,204
Okay, okay, baby,
listen, listen, listen.

267
00:11:11,237 --> 00:11:13,073
The fuse box
is in the alcove.

268
00:11:13,106 --> 00:11:14,941
Switch all the buttons
to the right

269
00:11:14,975 --> 00:11:16,910
and then you're
good to go, okay?

270
00:11:20,814 --> 00:11:22,182
[sighing]

271
00:11:22,215 --> 00:11:25,018
‐ You alright?
‐ Yeah.

272
00:11:25,051 --> 00:11:28,488
Baby, this is gonna be
the worst Christmas ever.

273
00:11:28,522 --> 00:11:31,157
‐ I'm gonna be all by myself.
‐ But you don't have to be.

274
00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:34,427
Listen, I have this
great idea, alright?

275
00:11:34,460 --> 00:11:36,129
What if you go over
to Neesee's

276
00:11:36,162 --> 00:11:38,932
and spend Christmas
with her and Bobby?

277
00:11:38,965 --> 00:11:41,434
I'd rather spend it in
the bathtub with the Wise Men.

278
00:11:41,467 --> 00:11:44,304
Oh, come on, baby,
you gotta get on board with me

279
00:11:44,337 --> 00:11:46,106
especially if I can't
be there.

280
00:11:46,139 --> 00:11:47,874
Plus, Neesee said
it was okay.

281
00:11:47,908 --> 00:11:49,876
‐ Neesee said that?
‐ 'Yes.'

282
00:11:49,910 --> 00:11:51,244
Besides, I already told Bobby

283
00:11:51,277 --> 00:11:53,179
that you were coming over
with our gifts.

284
00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:55,281
Oh, Robert,
emotional blackmail?

285
00:11:56,883 --> 00:11:58,384
It's all I got.

286
00:12:00,854 --> 00:12:03,857
Plus, the fact
that I love you very much.

287
00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:07,761
Mm, well, you are lucky
that I love you back.

288
00:12:07,794 --> 00:12:10,096
'Cause I.. Hello?

289
00:12:10,130 --> 00:12:12,232
Oh, b‐baby, h‐hold on,
hold on a second, okay?

290
00:12:12,265 --> 00:12:14,901
'Cause my phone's startin'
to lose its juice. Hold on.

291
00:12:16,503 --> 00:12:17,904
[electricity crackles]

292
00:12:17,938 --> 00:12:20,206
Oh, dang it!

293
00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:23,109
[instrumental music]

294
00:12:24,444 --> 00:12:26,112
Hey, you wanna go
from gate to gate

295
00:12:26,146 --> 00:12:27,881
and sing
Christmas carols?

296
00:12:27,914 --> 00:12:30,116
Yeah, why don't you start
with "Silent Night?"

297
00:12:32,519 --> 00:12:34,555
♪ Silent.. ♪♪♪

298
00:12:34,588 --> 00:12:36,056
Turtle!

299
00:12:38,525 --> 00:12:39,926
You alright, man?

300
00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:41,562
No, man.
I'm thinking about Bobby.

301
00:12:41,595 --> 00:12:44,565
He's still upset I'm not gonna
make it home for Christmas.

302
00:12:44,598 --> 00:12:47,834
Well, then I think a little
Secret Santa gift exchange

303
00:12:47,868 --> 00:12:49,269
will lift your spirits.

304
00:12:49,302 --> 00:12:51,938
Robert, I believe
you have a little something

305
00:12:51,972 --> 00:12:53,306
in your stocking.

306
00:12:53,339 --> 00:12:55,108
I'm not wearing
any stockings.

307
00:12:57,911 --> 00:12:59,846
This better not smell
like feet.

308
00:13:03,383 --> 00:13:04,951
Oh, okay.

309
00:13:04,985 --> 00:13:08,221
The new Lil Jon And
The East Side Boyz CD.

310
00:13:08,254 --> 00:13:10,256
‐ Thank you.
‐ Merry crunk‐mas.

311
00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:11,892
[chuckles]

312
00:13:13,426 --> 00:13:15,428
Dirk, um..

313
00:13:15,461 --> 00:13:17,263
...I believe you have
something for me.

314
00:13:18,064 --> 00:13:19,332
I do?

315
00:13:20,433 --> 00:13:22,068
Oh, yeah, I do.

316
00:13:23,604 --> 00:13:26,306
Here you go.
Merry Christmas.

317
00:13:26,339 --> 00:13:28,474
A half‐eaten cinnamon roll
and a dirty napkin.

318
00:13:30,410 --> 00:13:32,112
I promised myself
I wouldn't cry.

319
00:13:33,413 --> 00:13:35,048
Robert, I believe
you had Dirk.

320
00:13:36,482 --> 00:13:37,584
Oh..

321
00:13:43,356 --> 00:13:45,058
[whispering]
And they're just your size.

322
00:13:52,398 --> 00:13:54,134
Little fella wore
his self out.

323
00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:56,970
[scoffs]
This whole situation
is wearing me out.

324
00:13:59,973 --> 00:14:01,207
[sighing]

325
00:14:08,081 --> 00:14:10,551
(Lil Jon)
Hey!

326
00:14:10,584 --> 00:14:12,385
Try this.
This'll get you crunk.

327
00:14:12,418 --> 00:14:14,020
Little Jon
And The East Side Boyz.

328
00:14:14,054 --> 00:14:17,157
Yay! Go on, try some
of that crunk juice, bruh!

329
00:14:21,628 --> 00:14:24,464
[shrieking]

330
00:14:24,497 --> 00:14:26,366
What's wrong, Robbie?
You look kinda down, dawg.

331
00:14:26,399 --> 00:14:28,101
Oh, man, it's my son.

332
00:14:28,134 --> 00:14:30,170
I promised him
I'd be home for Christmas.

333
00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:31,905
And I never broke
a promise to him.

334
00:14:31,938 --> 00:14:34,074
Oh, man, there's gotta be
some way you can get home

335
00:14:34,107 --> 00:14:36,109
and get crunk with
your little one, man.

336
00:14:36,142 --> 00:14:37,678
Yeah, that's what I thought,
but the next flight

337
00:14:37,711 --> 00:14:39,179
doesn't leave until
Christmas night.

338
00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:41,281
Oh, well,
you can't give up hope

339
00:14:41,314 --> 00:14:43,149
'cause anything
can happen, man.

340
00:14:43,183 --> 00:14:45,118
That's what Christmas
is all about, Robert.

341
00:14:48,655 --> 00:14:50,123
Am I dreamin'?

342
00:14:50,156 --> 00:14:51,592
Probably. Why?

343
00:14:51,625 --> 00:14:53,527
And that would explain
why those lingerie models

344
00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:55,662
are having a pillow fight
in the airport.

345
00:14:59,332 --> 00:15:01,401
Give us a second
before you wake up.

346
00:15:01,434 --> 00:15:04,404
‐ Yeah, a second or two.
‐ Yay!

347
00:15:07,974 --> 00:15:09,475
Robert, wake up.

348
00:15:11,612 --> 00:15:13,647
(Dirk)
Robert, wake up.

349
00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:15,516
Oh, Dirk.

350
00:15:15,549 --> 00:15:18,184
Thank God you're not
wearing a thong.

351
00:15:18,218 --> 00:15:20,386
Who told you
about that, Jonelle?

352
00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:22,556
Did she tell you
that was a dare, bro?

353
00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:24,658
A dare.

354
00:15:24,691 --> 00:15:26,627
You're a freak, bruh.

355
00:15:26,660 --> 00:15:29,029
A freak.

356
00:15:29,062 --> 00:15:31,297
[instrumental music]

357
00:15:33,399 --> 00:15:35,536
Bobby, be patient.
Tia will be here soon.

358
00:15:35,569 --> 00:15:37,103
And then you can open
the rest of your gifts.

359
00:15:37,137 --> 00:15:39,039
Oh, man!

360
00:15:39,072 --> 00:15:40,173
[doorbell ringing]

361
00:15:40,206 --> 00:15:41,274
Alright!

362
00:15:45,345 --> 00:15:47,380
‐ Hey.
‐ Hey, Tia, is daddy with you?

363
00:15:47,413 --> 00:15:50,116
Uh, no, sweetie.
It's just me.

364
00:15:51,518 --> 00:15:53,286
Merry Christmas.

365
00:15:56,222 --> 00:15:57,524
Merry Christmas, Tia.

366
00:15:57,558 --> 00:15:59,593
‐ Same to you.
‐ Can I open this one?

367
00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:02,062
Sure.
It's from me and your dad.

368
00:16:03,196 --> 00:16:04,631
What is it?
What is it?

369
00:16:04,665 --> 00:16:06,733
[gasping]
A Game Boy!

370
00:16:06,767 --> 00:16:09,736
Thanks, Tia. Can I go play
with it in my room, mommy?

371
00:16:09,770 --> 00:16:11,437
Sure, baby.

372
00:16:14,074 --> 00:16:17,277
Uh, so, can I get you
some coffee or somethin'?

373
00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:19,245
Coffee would be great.
Thanks.

374
00:16:21,615 --> 00:16:26,286
So, any update on when Robert
is supposed to be back?

375
00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:28,388
Uh, later tonight, I think.

376
00:16:28,421 --> 00:16:30,290
Maybe tomorrow.

377
00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:32,158
So you still think
he did the right thing

378
00:16:32,192 --> 00:16:34,194
by taking this interview?

379
00:16:34,227 --> 00:16:35,495
Yeah.

380
00:16:36,630 --> 00:16:37,998
Wow.

381
00:16:40,433 --> 00:16:42,202
What's that supposed
to mean?

382
00:16:42,235 --> 00:16:44,470
It means, get ready.

383
00:16:44,505 --> 00:16:45,706
This year, Christmas.

384
00:16:45,739 --> 00:16:47,508
Next year, Thanksgiving.

385
00:16:47,541 --> 00:16:50,410
Then birthdays,
anniversaries.

386
00:16:50,443 --> 00:16:51,778
If there's a card for it

387
00:16:51,812 --> 00:16:54,247
then he's gone for it.

388
00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:57,083
Gone working,
'cause that's what he does.

389
00:16:57,117 --> 00:16:59,185
And I knew that
when I met him.

390
00:16:59,219 --> 00:17:01,555
So, if you don't mind,
would you please

391
00:17:01,588 --> 00:17:04,591
stop predicting my future
based on your past?

392
00:17:04,625 --> 00:17:07,060
Well, wait until you have
a child of your own.

393
00:17:08,562 --> 00:17:10,430
Are you saying I don't mind
Robert being gone

394
00:17:10,463 --> 00:17:11,532
because Bobby's
not my son?

395
00:17:11,565 --> 00:17:13,233
[sighing]
No.

396
00:17:13,266 --> 00:17:15,168
What I'm saying is,
you're not the one who has to

397
00:17:15,201 --> 00:17:16,837
clean up the mess
and comfort your six‐year‐old

398
00:17:16,870 --> 00:17:19,272
when his father's not here
for Christmas.

399
00:17:21,508 --> 00:17:26,246
[sighing]
Tia, I don't mean
to lash out at you.

400
00:17:26,279 --> 00:17:29,349
But it's one thing when
Robert wasn't here for me.

401
00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:32,352
But when he starts
not being here for Bobby..

402
00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:33,820
‐ Oh.
‐ Look, Neesee, I..

403
00:17:33,854 --> 00:17:35,355
I know you're going
through some things

404
00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:37,090
I couldn't
possibly understand.

405
00:17:37,123 --> 00:17:39,526
Let's hope you never have to.

406
00:17:39,560 --> 00:17:41,227
Here's an idea.

407
00:17:41,261 --> 00:17:44,798
Why don't we just stop judging
each other's lives?

408
00:17:44,831 --> 00:17:46,767
I mean, we're dealing
with the same man

409
00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:49,202
but we are two
very different women.

410
00:17:50,504 --> 00:17:51,772
You're right.

411
00:17:53,607 --> 00:17:56,376
Hey, Christmas is not supposed
to be this heavy.

412
00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:58,645
Oh, I know that.

413
00:17:58,679 --> 00:18:00,514
Looks like one of those
gifts you have

414
00:18:00,547 --> 00:18:02,482
has my name on it.

415
00:18:02,516 --> 00:18:04,150
I got one for you, too.

416
00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:07,888
‐ Thank you.
‐ Mm‐hmm.

417
00:18:07,921 --> 00:18:09,455
Hey, here's an idea,
why don't we just

418
00:18:09,489 --> 00:18:10,791
open 'em at
the same time?

419
00:18:10,824 --> 00:18:12,458
‐ Okay.
‐ Okay.

420
00:18:14,294 --> 00:18:15,629
‐ Okay, one, two, three.
‐ Okay.

421
00:18:15,662 --> 00:18:17,430
[both grunting]

422
00:18:17,463 --> 00:18:19,733
[both giggling]

423
00:18:19,766 --> 00:18:21,134
Girl, you shouldn't have.

424
00:18:21,167 --> 00:18:23,604
It's French vanilla,
it's my favorite.

425
00:18:23,637 --> 00:18:25,706
And that's lavender,
that's my favorite.

426
00:18:25,739 --> 00:18:27,207
Oh.

427
00:18:29,643 --> 00:18:30,644
Yeah.

428
00:18:30,677 --> 00:18:33,146
[both chuckling]

429
00:18:33,179 --> 00:18:35,115
[knocking at door]

430
00:18:40,353 --> 00:18:42,255
‐ Holler at your Santa!
‐ Oh!

431
00:18:42,288 --> 00:18:43,924
Robert, you made it back!

432
00:18:43,957 --> 00:18:46,893
Bobby!
Come here, baby!

433
00:18:46,927 --> 00:18:49,262
Daddy, I knew
you wouldn't let me down.

434
00:18:49,295 --> 00:18:50,430
Hey, man,
I would never miss

435
00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:51,497
Christmas with my firstborn.

436
00:18:51,532 --> 00:18:53,233
This is number six for us.

437
00:18:53,266 --> 00:18:55,435
I could remember your
first Christmas like it was‐‐

438
00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:56,703
What'd you bring me?

439
00:18:56,737 --> 00:18:58,371
I see you remember, too.

440
00:18:58,404 --> 00:19:00,206
Alright, you know I was
in the airport all day

441
00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:02,275
so I was only able
to get you this.

442
00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:04,878
A Twista CD!
I love Twista.

443
00:19:04,911 --> 00:19:06,580
I know.
That's why I got it.

444
00:19:06,613 --> 00:19:08,381
But there's more.

445
00:19:08,414 --> 00:19:09,683
Holler at your Santa.

446
00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:12,452
(Tia)
'Oh.'

447
00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:15,789
Baby, how did you get back?

448
00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:18,692
Well, first, things were bad,
then they cleared up.

449
00:19:18,725 --> 00:19:20,661
I guess it was
a Christmas miracle.

450
00:19:20,694 --> 00:19:22,428
How were things here?

451
00:19:22,462 --> 00:19:24,698
Well, first, they were bad,
and then they cleared up

452
00:19:24,731 --> 00:19:28,234
so I guess we had
a Christmas miracle, too.

453
00:19:28,268 --> 00:19:31,705
Mm, thank you, Robert.
Thank you.

454
00:19:31,738 --> 00:19:34,575
I really appreciate
you hustling to get back.

455
00:19:34,608 --> 00:19:38,444
Hey, I'm a professional dad,
that's what I do.

456
00:19:38,478 --> 00:19:40,814
Yeah, that's what you do.

457
00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:43,483
[instrumental music]

458
00:19:52,759 --> 00:19:54,661
♪ Took you to the queen
that I see you for ♪

459
00:19:54,695 --> 00:19:56,229
♪ Take you shopping
on sprees in stores ♪

460
00:19:56,262 --> 00:19:58,464
♪ I'm a get you
to the MTV Awards ♪

461
00:19:58,498 --> 00:19:59,933
♪ We about to do
a show tonight ♪

462
00:19:59,966 --> 00:20:01,802
♪ You looking good girl
show you right ♪

463
00:20:01,835 --> 00:20:03,336
♪ Take you places
I know you like ♪

464
00:20:03,369 --> 00:20:05,539
♪ I could make you
a celebrity overnight ♪

465
00:20:05,572 --> 00:20:07,373
♪ Come here girl
you could hang if you bored ♪

466
00:20:07,407 --> 00:20:08,875
♪ We could do
plenty things plus more ♪

467
00:20:08,909 --> 00:20:10,644
♪ I'm about to have you
change in the stores ♪

468
00:20:10,677 --> 00:20:12,613
♪ I can even get you
to the Soul Train Awards ♪

469
00:20:12,646 --> 00:20:14,447
♪ We about to do
a show tonight ♪

470
00:20:14,480 --> 00:20:15,882
♪ You looking good girl
show you right ♪

471
00:20:15,916 --> 00:20:17,618
♪ Take you places
I know you like ♪

472
00:20:17,651 --> 00:20:19,886
♪ I could make you
a celebrity overnight ♪♪♪

473
00:20:19,920 --> 00:20:21,387
(Robert)
'Bobby, wake up.'

474
00:20:26,693 --> 00:20:28,962
Poor fellow wore himself out.

475
00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:36,236
[theme music]